Depression Cookie
This was inside my fortune cookie this evening at our local Chinese buffet restaurant. I just have to say….wtf?!
“It could be better, but its good enough.” Uhh.. okay.. so.. your wonderful, mystic advice to me is “yeah, your life could be better, but why bother? Settle for mediocrity.”
Brilliant. It’s a new generation of Chinese fortune cookies: Depression Cookies!
It really is brilliant, actually.. drive the population into depression, causing them to want to eat more… where’s the best place to drown your depression in prepared food? That’s right. A buffet.
Diabolical.
I once had one that literally made NO SENSE “of course, the rabbit can fly” or something like that. talk about inspirational, at least that cookie has SOME kind of message.