He’s multiplying!
It’s true! I’ve managed to set off a chain reaction of dividing cells and eventual mind function!
In other words… Amber and I are having a fucking BABY…
…and I just remembered ever single bit of mischievous bullshit my parents had to deal with. Guess I better find a sturdy helmet and a good way to get dried ketchup out of cinder block basement walls.
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Congratulations!